Remember that petition to stop Uwe Boll (director of Bloodrayne, Alone in the Dark, and House of the Dead) from making more horribe video game adaptations? Well, now Stride gum (you know, the gum that comes in that crazy package that looks like birth control?) has announced that it will provide free packs of gum to anyone who signs said petition. Provided that it reaches a million signatures and indeed bring Boll’s career to an end.

We only have until May 23rd, so get on it. Sign here.